The Nerd Herd

How To Become A Super Villian

1. Must be a card carry member of geekdom. Requires knowledge on comic books, Star Wars.

2. There must be more than one person two or three is adequate.

3. Each person should be skilled at something like magick or evil or calling on demons.

4. You need to find a lair to hatch all your evil plans.

5. You must have a mission statement and a list of what you want to accomplish.

6. Of course you must have money to fund your evil doings and all the inventions you plan on creating.

When first he appeared

Robot programmed to love

Ditched for a real girl

Loser dumped big time

When the secret was spilled

Another one was made

Geek in high school

Stopped from checking out

Lived to see another day

Came back with a spell

Changed the world

Started to fall apart

He's Tucker's brother

During the school play

No one knows his name

Majors in comic books and Star Wars

A spineless dork

With a goal in mind

Take over Sunnydale

So many things to do

A lair was found

The basement of Warren's mom

Thus the Trio was formed

With Warren as the leader

Only two remained

One full of delusions

Sadness personified

Two sitting ducks

Fleeing for their lives

Opportunity arose

Took off quickly

Heading for Mexico

One is all that remains

Tricked to kill by the First

Gave up his evil ways

Released to shower

Was getting pretty ripe

Is what he does best

Strange things said

Mending his ways

The Trio's Super Cool Mission Statement

So, you guys wanna team up and take over Sunnydale?

We're like Super Villians

Warren: Psycho, robots (Robo-Pimp Daddy)

Jonathan: magick (Whineathan), don't touch my magick bone

Andrew: sheep, flying monkey demons that attacked the school play, follows orders

Hello? Screen-wipe. New scene. (Andrew)

Trained gorrillas

Workable prototype jetpacks

Chicks, Chicks, Chicks

Control the weather

Minaturize Fort Knox

Conjure Fake ID's

Flamethrower-Periscope

We can do anything we want. We can stay up all night if we want.

What To Do About Buffy?

Hypnotize her: make her our willing sex bunny

It's true my friends the way I see it life is like an intersteller journey. Some people go into hypersleep and travel at sub-light speeds, only to get where they're going after years of struggle, toil and hard hard work. We, on the other hand blasted through the space-time continuum in a wormhole.

Gentlemen crime is our wormhole.

Andrew On Wormholes

But everyone know if the width of a wormhole cavity is a whole number of wavelengths plus a fraction of that wavelength, the coinciding particle activity collapse the infrastructure.

Jonathan On The Slayer

The Slayer always knows what she's doing sharp, decisive, always with a plan. We're never gonna become the Crime Lords of Sunnydale with her always a step ahead of us.

We got a 9 high resolution survelliance camera hooked in, super wide angle, infrared, auto-iris, plus 6 types of audio matrix monitoring that's filtered through a dual quad DVR system and a terminal.

Andrew's Contribution To The Van

Death star: which is a bad idea

Paint black so it doesn't stand out

Horn with Star Wars theme

Thermal exhaust port's above the main port numbnuts. Jonathan

For your information I'm using the Emire's revised designs from Return Of The Jedi. Andrew

That's a flawed design. Jonathan