Warrior Babes
Angel Investigations 1 And 2

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(213) 555-0162
 
1481 Hyperion Av. Los Angeles
 

A New Unlife
 
He leaves Sunnydale because it's for the best
Moves to the City of Angels
Not alone and broody for long
A new friend shows up with visions
Guiding him to the helpless
Lost in the night
Runs into Cordelia and saves her life
Attracts the attention of a evil law firm
Lets Cordelia work for him to add a touch of humanity
A connection to the human world
An agency opens to help those in need

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More Than Meets The Eye
 
The Irish lad with visions
Causing mind cracking headaches
Half demon and half human
His face turns all pointy
Once a teacher so not so dumb
A sweet guy that likes a drink or twenty
Made the greatest sacrifice
Gave up his life to save others
A goodbye kiss to pass along his greatest gift
Will be sorely missed and always remembered

Starting Over
 
She moves away from the Hellmouth
To a new life in LA
Stars in her eyes
Being so close to that many shoes
Dreams of being an actress
Not going quite as planned
Runs into Angel a welcome sight
Comes to work for him since she needs the money
A favor until she becomes famous
Things start to change when she gets visions
Turns into a better person
But the bitch pops out every so often

Rogue Demon Hunter
 
Came into town on a motorcycle
Boots and leather too
A swagger in his walk
A confidence that wasn't there before
Fired from the Watcher's Council
Went out on his own
Tracking down demons
Continuing the fight

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I Will Remember
 
She comes to town
A demon appears
Hunting together again
A side effect arose
A gift was given
The beating of his heart
Walking into the daylight
His love was surprised
Back together again
Went on a food spree
Enjoying sweet pleasures
All was sheer bliss
Unable to fight
Due to lost strength
He gave it back
Returned to his unlife
Time was set back
So it never happened
But the memory remains
Only for him
A great sacrifice
To keep up the fight
Seeking his redemption
And preventing his love's potential death
Due to his loss of strength

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Los Angeles
 
You see it at night and it shines. A beacon. People are drawn to it, people and other things. People come for all sorts of reasons. My reason, no surprise there it started with a girl. She was a really really pretty girl. She was a hottie girl.

Doyle's Bedtime Story
 
Once upon a time there was a vampire and he was the meanest vampire in all the land. The other vampires were afraid of him he was such a bastard. Then one day he's cursed by Gypsies. They restored his human soul and all of a sudden he's mad with guilt. You know, what have I done? He's freaked. It's a fairly dull tale. It needs a little sex is my feeling. So sure enough entered a girl, a pretty little blonde thing, Vampire Slayer by trade and our vampire fell madly in love with her. Eventually the two of them well they get fleshy with each other. And the moment he I guess the technical term is perfect happiness. When our boy gets there he goes bad again. It's ugly. So when he gets his soul back for a second time. He figures he can't by anywhere near young miss puppy eyes without endangering them both. So what does he do? He takes off, goes to LA to fight evil and atone for his sins. He's a shadow. A faceless champion of the hapless human race. You see this vampire thinks he's helping, fighting the demons. Staying away from the humans so as not to be tempted. Doing penance in his little cell. But he's cut off from everything, from the people he's trying to help.

Cordy On Positive Thinking
 
I am somebody.
I matter.
People will be attracted to my positive energy and help me achieve my goals.
I am right where I am supposed to be and not dying for something to eat!

Doyle's Thoughts
 
It's all about money. What about friendship and family and all those things that are priceless like they say in the credit card commercials?
 
What About The Homely Fellows?
 
No handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouthed and over hanging forehead. How about leaving some scraps for the homely looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get something.

Daylight
 
A ring was found
Like no other
Able to go in daylight
Wearing the Amara ring
Feeling unworthy
Hides it away
Suffers some torture
Takes the ring back
Out into the sun
Basking in the light
Deprived of for so long
As the sun sets
He destroys the ring

Commerical
 
It's a big bad city out there. Danger lurks around every corner. Well now there's someone who'll answer your call. He'll protect you, catch you when you fall. You can count on it. And you can count on me cause I'm the Dark Avenger.
 
Doyle's Commercial
 
If you need help then look no further Angel Investigations is the best. Our rats (rates) are low but our standards are high. When the chips are down and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on and that's what you'll find here. Someone who'll go all the way, who'll protect you no matter what. Don't lose hope! Come on over to our offices and you'll see that there's still heroes in this world.

Scourge Speech
 
The other day I was asked, "Why hunt the mongrel? Doesn't its very inferiority guarantee that it poses no threat? Won't it die of its own mortal stupidity?" Let me tell you. Even the smallest of vermin need to be addressed. Half breeds the worst they keep cross breeding forever diluting their weak simple humanity. If we allow this to happen it's as good as giving up the call to evil altogether. It's as good as turning human ourselves. Well I say never. I say we will not stop until each and every half breed is erased and our purity rules the planet. We will not stop because the higher order demands it. Now this very evening we take a giant step towards our goal. Tonight the half breeds that have eluded us will be destroyed. And we know how to find them thanks to this good man. First mate on a ship they think means salvation not anahilation. He comes to us for money but he is a brother to our cause and we invite him to witness the power of the beacon. Tonight the half breeds will be made an example. Along with any creatures contaminated with human blood will perish the moment this cleansing light touches them. When the beacon achieves full power and detonates its deadly reach will extend a quarter mile in every direction. Wanna see how it works? A fitting end for a sorry mutation. Go now and deliver this our message our victory depends on it. 

Doyle's Last Words
 
The good fight yeah. You never know untill you've been tested. I get that now. Too bad we'll never know that this is a face you could learn to love.
 
Cordy's Commercial Audition
 
Man: Just look at the wine stain on my shirt. I can't meet your parents looking like this.
 
C: Don't worry honey it's no problem with Extra Strength Stain Be Gone.
 
Man: Extra Strength Stain Be Gone?
 
C: Yep now Stain Be Gone is more effective at melting away stubborn blood, wine, even grass stains. See. Just spray it on and rub it in and in minutes the stain is gone. It's completely gone.

Angel On Stereotypes
 
Coffins. I hate that stereotype. Vampires don't sleep in coffins. It's a misconception made popular by hack writers and ignorant media. In fact you can and do move around during the day as long as we avoid direct sunlight.

Kate's Profile Of A Killer
 
Our suspect will be a white male to the observer he will not seem a monster his victims put up little or no struggle so it's likely he's charming, attractive but at his core he's a loner. Possibly a dual personality who once the crime has been commited retains no memory of the act. He will not view his victims as subhuman rather it's himself he sees as something other than human. More than human a superior species stalking his prey, getting to know them. It's unlikely he'll be married though he may have recently come off a long term relationship that ended badly. We look for a precipating event in cases such as these and a painful breakup is always at the top of our list. Prior to failing this relationship may have marked an inactive period in our suspet's life. He would have regarded it as a lifeline, his salvation but once ended resulted in his resididism. What is not in question is his experience. He's been doing this for a very long time and he will do it again.

Angel On Stalking
 
It is the fourth most popular sport for men after Luge. It's about rage. This guy is too messed up to deal with a real woman, and he can't stand that, so he creates a fantasy about a girl he barely knows, but eventually even she fails him. And he has to hurt her because when he looks at her all he sees is how useless he is, how damaged-

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False Happiness
 
Rescued a star
A major coup
According to Cordelia
Secret was revealed
Wheels started turning
A way to stay young always
Planning to become immortal
She slips him a micket
Turning him evil
Things turn scary
Chained in a bed
Till the pill wears off

Cordy On The Weaker Sex
 
In fact generally speaking you don't change a guy. What you see is what you get. Scratch the surface and what do you find more gypsies.

Exorcisms
 
Exorcism comes from the Greek word exousia which means oath. An exorcism is the act of putting a spirt or demon to an oath, and is not the act of driving out the entity.
 
In 1999 the Roman Catholic Church revised it's exorcism ritual for the first time since 1614.
 
1614
 
Exorcism performed only under direct order of a bishop after two thorough investigations that rule out mental illness or other causes. A church approved priest trained in exorcisms is then assigned to perform the rite.
 
1999
 
Begins with prayers, the blessing and sprinkling of holy water, the laying of hands on the possessed, and making the sign of the cross. Next an appeal is made to Christ, the Holy Spirit and the saints of the church. The priest then employs an imploring formula in which Satan's evils are listed and God is asked to free the victim. An imperative formula follows, in which the devil is ordered to depart the possessed via the words, "I order you, Satan, prince of the world, enemy of human salvation.
 
Four Stages Of An Exorcism
 
1. The presence stage- where the exorcist team becomes aware of an evil entity.
 
2. The breakpoint stage- where the entity recognizes its foes and wreaks havoc on the possessed victim via physical abuse, disturbing noises, smells, sights, and voices.
 
3. The clash stage- the exorcist grapples with the spirit for control of the victim.
 
4. The explusion stage- ridding the victim of the entity after invoking Jesus' name. 

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The Five Basic Torture Groups
 
1. Blunt- use of fists only.
 
2. Sharp- use shards of glass.
 
3. Cold- open all of the windows.
 
4. Hot- get out the lighter and hairspray for extra flameyness.
 
5. Loud- turn the music on full blast.
 
It's always better with audience partificpation. Meaning lose the gag.

Angel On Making A Change
 
It won't be easy just because you've decided to change doesn't mean the world's ready for you to. The truth is no matter how you suffer, no matter how many good deeds you do to try to make up for the past you may never balance out the cosmic scale.

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Rogue Slayer
 
Tired of being good
Fun to be bad
A mistake made
Killed a man
Didn't really care
No guilt at all
Tasted blood
So liking it
Started working for the mayor
Doing his bidding
Stabbed in the gut
Fell into a coma
One day she awoke
Wanting to play
Switching bodies
To escape capture
Switched back
Fled to LA
Shedding more blood
Hired to kill
Did a little torture
Guilt crept in
Wanting to change
Turned herself in
Resides at the jail
Paying for her crimes

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Protector
 
Making the streets safer
Slaying vampires in the night
Has his own crew
Sister by his side
Till that sad day comes
Gets turned into a vampire
Faced with a horrible choice
He turns her to dust
Meets Angel and an uneasy alliance begins

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Risen
 
Turned to dust
She was brought back
With the sacrifice
Of five vamps
And some chanting
Loss of a hand
Came back to life
Human with a soul
Turn Angel evil
That was the plan
Dying again
She was brought in
Sired anew by her grandaughter Dru

In this city you better learn to get it alone cause LA's got it all the glamour and the glitz. The big breaks and the heartaches. The sweet young love and the nasty hairy fiends that suck out your brains through your face. It's all part of the big wacky variety show we call Los Angeles. You never know what's coming next and let's admit it folks isn't that why we love it.  

Angel On Gyms
 
You know the thing about a gym is that you're not alone. You got people around to encourage you to work out.
 
 What Angel Doesn't Do
 
Three things I don't do- tan, date, and sing in public.
 
 

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Mind Games
 
By Erik J Martin
 
Think mind over matter isn't possible. Dr Larry Moutz, founder of the International Society for Paranormal Research, says think again. In his 28 years working in the field of paranormal research, America's only full-time parapsychologiest has encountered hordes of ghosts, communicated with an entity that took possession of a young child, and experienced more than his share of weird and wild supernatural phenomena. But one of the strangest occurences he ever witnessed involved one of his own team members. Derek Acorah, a British investigator.
 
Acorah, who was giving a presentation to a large audience, had just severed business ties with a decietful man we'll call John. The man defiantly showed up backstage and began trying to sabotage Acorah's presentation. The usually even-tempered Acorah politely but firmly asked the ex-business partner to leave, but when John wouldn't, Acorah became enraged. Suddenly, John was mysteriously hurled back into a wall from a stationary and secure standing position.
 
Acorah had not touched the man. But Dr Montz was convinced that his otherwise mild-mannered partner had harnessed within himself the power of psychokinesis.
 
An inexact science explained
 
Maybe your parents were right when they told you, "Put your mind to it and you can accomplish anything." At least, that's what most researchers and investigators in the field of psychokinesis, also referred to as "telekinesis," believe.
 
Psychokinesis, or "PK" for short, is the use of your thought and will to make some sort of change in the physical world. It's the enigmatic force at work in movies like Carrie, Powder, and Firestarter, and it's the power that allows Bethany to throw a dumpster into her attackers and perform other amazing feats with her mind in the Angel episode "Untouched."
 
According to the book Paranormal Experience by Rosmary Ellen Guiley, PK is the influence of mind over matter through invisible means, such as the movement of objects, bending of metal and the outcome of events. It is also considered to be a form of "psi" the symbol experts use to identify physcic phenomena that encompasses both extrasensory perception (ESP) and PK.
 
The term "psychokinesis" comes from the Greek words "psukhe" ("psyche"), menaing "breath," "life" or "soul," and "kinein," meaning "to move." Experts have demonstrated that PK happens both spontaneously and deliberately, indicating that it is both an unconscious and conscious process, but they don't know precisely what it is or how it operates. It isn't something that can be explained in terms of physics, but it is believed to exist, and has been recorded since ancient times.
 
Since the 1930's, PK has grown into a high priority research interest, and it has become the fastest-growing field of parapsychology, particularly in the United States and the Soviet Union. Although experiements have scientifcally demonstrated that it is possible to influence the roll of dice and the arrangement of numbers in machines (overall study results fall barely above a 50/50 chance), statistical findings from controlled lab studies have resulted in contradictory findings. What's more, some experiments have been attacked for their methodological flaws, and many human subjects have been accused of fraud and trickery. Due to a perceived lack of credibility, the psychological and scientific communities have grown skeptical of PK investigations and experiments.
 
Still, recent history is littered with popular examples of people who purportedly harnessed PK powers, including Ted Serios, a man who could look at something and apparently creat an approximate photographic image of it on film. D.D. Home, a 19th century medium, was renown for his ability to handle hot coals without being burned and to levitate. And in the 1960's Uri Gellar awed television audiences with his alleged powers to bend or break metal with a few taps of his fingers and mental concentration. Gellar's powers were rumored to be so intense that while performing on TV, some viewers witnessed their own household objects undergoing similiar changes. But attempts to test Gellar in a lab were not successful. Naysayers insisted that he was a phony who used sleight of hand tricks.
 
"There have been people in the history of parapsychology who have claimed to have extraordinary psychic powers but are in fact using magic tricks to duplicate the effect," says Dr John A Palmer, director of the Rhine Research Center in Durham, North Carolina, which conducts parapsychology studies. He adds that what may seem on the surface like an utterly believable PK experience may actually be a mind trick or a form of hypnosis. "This is why we rely primarily on laboratory research to provide scientific evidence for PK. In the lab you can control for magician's tricks by doing experiments."
 
The power of PK in you
 
Some people are born with extraordinary PK ability, just as some people are born with extraordinary artistic talent, says Dr Montz. He believes that all people display varying degrees of psi abilities, mostly ESP. "In my estimation, the demonstration of different psi abilities I've witnessed and studied are attributable to the mental discipline of the individual, combined with the energy life-force of that individual."
 
Experts contend that PK can be cultivated deliberately through training, concentration, and intent. There are many ways, and techniques vary. "PK happens spontaneously, too," says Guiley, author of more than 20 books on such subjects as the paranormal, mysticism, ghosts, magic and vampires. "We've all read stories about people who somehow perform superhuman feats when disaster strikes. That's PK at work."
 
Here's where the skeptic naturally interrupts. If PK is possible, why have we not seen more proof or examples of it among everyday people?
"I think this is because a combination of conditions is necessary for PK to occur, and this combination rarely occurs naturally," says Dr Palmer. "If we could ever discover what this set of conditions is, we could increase the prevalence of PK.
 
Popular culture on the occult usually potrays psychokenesis in dramatic ways. Heroes and villians use the power of their minds to fling objects and people about with ease or cause and prevent disasters. Historical documentation of PK is dramatic too, but in a different way. The acts of shamans, such as bringing rain, are deemed to be PK events. Many of the miracles of the saints, such as bilocation, levitation, controlling the forces of nature and manifesting food, have PK elements. Healing at a distance and magic also involves PK.
 
"If you let Hollywood define PK for you with movies and TV shows of spectacular displays of mental power, then you will indeed see very little, if any, PK around you in life," says Guiley. "However, PK is part of everyone's life. You become what you think and believe. The universe orders itself around you according to your thoughts. If you believe deep inside of yourself that you are creative, that you are talented, that you are a winner, you will consciously and unconsciously fulfill those thoughts. The same follows if you think negatively."
 
Nevertheless, thought isn't everything, says Guiley. "To be truly effective, it has to be united with action. Your thoughts have the power to magnify your action. But harnessing the power of your thought takes effort. Thousands and thousands of thoughts, many of them conflicting pass through our minds every day. The majority of our thoughts do not come to pass in reality because they are not organized into sufficient energy and aren't powered by will and intent."
 
As for the use of PK for mind control of others, Guiley says perish the thought. "Ultimately, you are not going to force anyone to do something that goes against their deepest will. The most responsible and productive use of your mental power is to improve your own life, help other people and make positive changes in the world." 
 
So if PK is real, then why don't more people win the lottery on purpose or make a killing in the stock markety?
 
"Chance is 50/50, and results of controlled PK experiments fall barely above chance," says Guiley. "Statiscally, this is very significant, though it doesn't seem so from a 'what's-in-it-for-me' perspective. Also, there are subtle group factors involved. When you enter a lottery or play the stock market, you are going up against the hopes and intents are potentially millions of people. That's a lot of wills all mixed together."
 
Anxious to test your PK abilities? First, practice relaxing and focusing your thoughts through meditation. When you are ready, try simply rolling dice, using your focused mental powers to attempt to affect the outcome of the roll. To practice  moving objects with your mind, Dr Montz recommends placing a small piece of paper (2.5" long x 1/4" wide), folded in half, over a needles that's stuck in a cork.
 
PK prognostications
 
In the future, Guiley believes that we will continue to advance our understanding of how mental powers work, and be able to adapt it in practical and reliable ways. For example researchers are already busy working on computers that respond to thought. Sci-fi scenarios in which we use thought to operate a variety of machines will someday come to pass, she believes.
 
Will we be able to flip objects though space like Keanu Reeves in The Matrix? History shows that this may be possible, because we have historical testimonials of saints, yogis, and spiritual masters levitating in altered states of consciousness. Whether we will learn how to make them happen on cue, and to manage the experiences themselves, is another matter, Guiley says.
 
Dr Palmer believes that tomorrow's potential applications for PK and psi in general are mind-boggling. "The one application we think of now is curing disease, like dissolving a cancerous tumor. But this is only one of an infinite number of potential applications. However, especially for PK, we have a long way to go to realize this potential. This is why I think it's so important that we continue doing research to further establish the reality of things like PK and, if it is real, bring it under control so that it could be reliably applied."

Fear makes people do stupid things. Angel
 
Be careful ancient conjuring orbs are notoriously fragile. Wesley
 
Darla's Thoughts About Dreams
 
There's nothing so lovely as dreams. Everything's in them. Everything hidden. Open those chambers you can truly understand someone and control them.

Darkness
 
Losing his way
He pushed them aside
Those he held dear
Straying from the light
Entering the dark
Blurring the lines
Between good and evil
Continuing the fight
All alone in the dark

Not A Fitting Gift
 
That's not a fitting gift at all for our newborn Grandmummy. I saw you coming my lovely. The moon showed me. It told me to come into the 20th century. I'm still lagging. Now everybody's home. Baby's up from a little nap.

All Alone
 
All alone
All alone
In the dirt
We've lost our way
And the little worm
Won't dance if he's told to
No! No!

I'm not ready yet. Too many years sleeping in soft beds. Living in a world where I don't belong. I can't fight them not yet but soon. When Wolfram and Hart take a life they do it at a distance. I don't have that luxury. It's time. I'm not on their level but I can get there and when I do I'll be right up close I'll bring the fight to them. I'm ready. I've got the moves now I need to know what their's are. Let them fight the good fight. Someone has to fight the war.

Wallow
 
Trying too hard
Sometimes you need to wallow
Let depression settle in
Siting side by side
A moment of reality
To be avoided
Booze and food
Always more going down
A paying job
Glimmer of hope
Off they go

Wesley Solves The Murder
 
Yes we found the killer just not the murderer. This demon was a puppet acting under the control of someone else. Someone in this room. We know when we arrived yesterday there was a noticeable scent of foxglove and hellabore not to keep this demon out as one might suspect but rather to keep him in so he could carry out the murder's plan. Such a plan would require the skill of a master wizard. Then we have the footprints in the soft soil under the window outside the solarius. Far too small and not webbed to belong to this demon. Loudly so we all could hear supposedsedly from seeing that shop girl in town but we all know that Kevin is impotent so why put on the show. Perhaps to cover the real killer unless Kevin in fact is the real killer. With Derrick gone the family inheritance falls to you the younger borther and black sheep of the family. Unfortunately you had neither the opportunity nor the intelligence to perpetrate this crime. Sorry about the impotent remark. So if Kevin was to have control of the money who'd have control of Kevin? His sister, his mother both powerful forces in his life both with their own agendas but only one person knew the secret that would allow them to blackmail Kevin for the rest of his life. Only one person took pains to hide their muddy shoes. Only one person reeked of foxglove and hellabore. Only one person was responsible for the death of Derrick. Boyton his own sweet doting aunt Helen. It wasnt' that difficult. You just have to keep shifting the evidence until the truth finally hits you. 

Wow that was something but violence without victims see that's where you lose me. My name is Darla. This is Drusilla. We're new in town and some of you know us by reputation. Now you never will. I trust we have everyone's attention. Good. We've come with a little proposition. Me and my girl we're not just the new thing in town we're the only thing in town and we're in the market for some well doesn't really want to use the term muscular slaves. Actually one does. Unfortunately for most we're only looking for the best. Those creatures who not only excel at devestation but revel in it. Our crusade is one of malevolent joy. As I was saying if you think you have what it takes auditions are tonight here at this address. Winners will have the opportunity to ferment mass destruction. Losers will be gutted and left fod dead. Have a nice night.

Darla
 
For god's sake can't a woman wreak a little havoc without there being a man involved?
 
You know in a perfect world Angel would be here right now helping me burn this city to the ground. This is his job that I'm doing but where is he? Probably flogging himself in a church somewhere. In a perfect world we'd be slaughtering the innocent. Laughing as we rained destruction on this whole miserable town. Fire, conflagration. In a perfect world there'd be nothing but ashes.
 
Dru
 
Pain so much suffering the flames are lovely. They dance and the fire licks like a cat

Sea Breeze
 
Vodka, cranberry, fresh grapefruit which requires a real live grapefruit which you must cut and squeeze not pour from a can.
 
World Ending
 
The world ending kinda a funny story. I was at the club last night fairly typical Wednesday crowd. A Tordo demon and his parasite were murdering the Everly Brothers. Which is nothing compared to my Sea Breeze. Oh the man is such a moron Angel you have no idea how I'm suffering since Ramon left. This guy I'd never seen before gets up to sing usually I love it. You know they sing. I read their future, their auras. I see into their souls. The thing that was remarkable about him was was absolutely nothing remarkable about him. Just your average Joe about to mangle a tune and form into some bland vision of his bland future.

How To Stop Time
 
You focus the accelerators on a specific point and if you generate the correct velocity whatever's in that field would just be removed. From our reality. Nothing in the absolute sense of that word. Whatever's in the field would stand still forever in its own private universe. If the field were improperly contained it would spill out keep growing, stop everything. Kinda wiggy huh?
 
Angel's Problem
 
You know what my problem is I'm screwed that's my problem. I can't win. I'm trying to atone for 100 years of unthinkable evil. News flash! I never can. Never gonna be enough. Now I got Wolfram & Hart dogging me it's too much. Two hundred highly intelligent, law school graduates working full time driving me crazy. Why the hell is everyone so surprised that it's working? But no Angel why are you cranky? Angel you should lighten up. You should smile, You should wear a nice plaid. Redemption thought Darla a shot at redemption but it didn't take her far. Now I got to hunt her down and kill her and them I'm gonna burn that law firm to the ground. Because my crew they couldn't handle that which is good because it means they're still human. Which means they're better off fired. It's a lot colder in here.
 
Angel On Love
 
Well you know love it's a fire. It burns you alive down to the bone and then it turns the bone to ash.
 
Cordy's Choice Words
 
What are you doing here? Well that's great too bad it takes a gunshot wound to make you give a crap. Wesley doesn't need you right now. We don't need you. You walked away. Do us a favor and just stay away.

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The Cop
 
Blond and blue eyed
A cop named Kate
Striving to do her best
Meets Angel
A bit of attraction
Friends of a sort
Discovers the truth
An uneasy alliance
Kicked off the force
Downed some pills
Saved in time
A strange thing though
Angel was never invited in

Kill a Klenack
 
You need the glove. Legend says that the Klenack rose up from their demon world raped and pillaged the villages of man and all who fought against them were incinerated whether they struck with fist or sword. But one brave and worthy knight he had a glove fashioned and blessed by all the powers of light. And whoever wore this glove could kill the Klenack just by grabbing it at the throat.
 
 

Kate's Phone Call
 
You made me trust you. You made me believe. No it wasn't you it was me right. I couldn't take the heat. That's what they're going to say. And you're going to feel all bad or you won't care. But I won't care either. I won't feel a thing.

Epiphany
 
Eyes are opened up
Months spent alone
In the dark
Veering towards evil
An evil law firm
Riding his ass
Driving him crazy
Checks up on old pals
Doing some good
Has a moment of clarity
Saves his friends
Asks to work for them

A Second Chance
 
This won't be easy for any of us Angel. You're going to have to change your behavior. Engage your co-workers from time to time. Be sensitive to their feelings, their opinions especially before you take some action one might construe as oh let's just call it insane. It goes a long way to show you appreciate and respect them. This is torture for you isn't it? Good! I think that's all for now.
 
Drinks All Round
 
Coffee for Wesley
 
Coffee with two sugars for Cordy
 
Mocha cappuchino for Gunn
 
How Cordy Is
 
You want to know how I am. Tired mostly with sweaty running a close second. I'm also jazzed can't wait to get our business up and sputtering again ready to help those helpless. But just so we understand each other you and I we're not friends.

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An Old Friend
 
Harmony shows up
Catching up with Cordy
With a secret to tell
Makes a confession
Wants to be good
She tries her best
Her vampire within
Takes hold of her
For friendship's sake
Cordy let's her go
Off into the night

Harmony's Confession
 
I'm sorry. I thought I could control myself. I thought I could resist these urges. You have no idea how hard it is to stay away from you. I mean seeing you there looking so luscious. I should have told you. I was scared. I was scared that if you found out what I was that you'd kill me.
 
Harmony On Blood
 
How do you stand this? I mean how do you stand everything? Being what you are how you can deprive yourself of the taste? The sensation of rich warm human blood flowing into your mouth, bathing your tongue, caressing your throat with its sweet sticky... 

Vamp Pyramid Scheme
 
Doug Sanders
 
Selective Slaughter
 
Turning A Blood Bath Into A Blood Bank
 
The time is here. The time is now. The question is are you ready? I said are you ready cause it's time. Everybody take a seat. It's time to actualize your potential. Time to maximize your personal input and get the most out of your afterlife. Now to those of you here for the first time I just want to say Hi! Hi! You're special. You each have it in you to be the best vampire not just any vampire but a master. How? I'll show you. Through my personally devised multi level expotential flow cooperative. Yeah now I know what some of you are saying. Hey Doug speak English man. Ok don't stake me guys. All right this is how it works one vampire turns two humans into vampires. They each turn two more into vampires and so on and so on. And all it takes for each new vampire to buy their way into our co-op is one human. You hear me one human to be deposited here in our very own food bank. How about that huh? You turn two into vampires and you bring one for the food bank. Let me hear you say it. Turn two. The rest is food. Turn two the rest is food. I know what you're thinking. I'm not like you. I don't have what it takes. That's just the voice of your inner human. Spreading ghostly remnants of neroses from your past life. Ignore it. Instead say, "I'm in control of my unlife." Let's have a nice big hand for Tibor, graduating to the yellow level. Well with each leven of ascension there are rewards.

Angel's Thoughts
 
Not like here where it's brightly lit and open and everyone could stare at you and uh it's a little exposed. Kinda public. Oh no, no I uh like people normal people. I want to go out and meet one of them and celebrate Cordy's news.
 
I'm not cheap. I'm just old.
 
I remember when a few bob got you a good meal a bakla and a tavern wench.
 
Isn't this interesting. No your brahian battle shawl woven from the skin of dead children. You don't think I know a voltaire witch when I see one. You don't think I can ready the markings of a... Looks a little different up close.

Cordy's Commercial
 
Goes on smooth like a lover's kiss. It's the only suntan lotion good enoug for our man.
 
If I bend over anymore I'm gonna fall out of my top.

Lorne Talks About Home Sweet Hell AKA Pylea
 
Talk about screwed up values. A world of only good and evil. Black and white no gray. No music. No art. Just champions roaming the countryside fighting for justice. Boring! You got a problem solve it with a sword. No one ever admits to having actual feelings and emotions let alone talks about them. Can you imagine living in a place like that? They have no music there. It doesn't exist. Do you know what that's like? No lullabies. No love songs. All my life I thought I was crazy that I had ghosts in my head or something simply because I could hear music. Of course I didn't know it was music. All I knew was that it was something beautiful and painful and right. And I was the only one who could hear it. Then I wound up here and heart Aretha for the first time. Don't kid yourself Cordy's in a very bad place.

I'd Rather...
 
I'd rather have a hydrachloric acid facial. I'd rather invite a hive of wasps to nest in my throat. I'd rather sit through a junior high school production of Cats. You see where I'm going with this?
 
Cordy In A Strange Land
 
I want to go home. I want to be in my bed. I want to order some Thai food and I'm gonna read the latest issue of Marie Claire. I want to do anything except for shoveling demon horse poo. AAAHH! The woman has ears like a bat.

Singing Green Guy
 
Lorne the reader of souls
Has a club called Caritas
Questions answered with a song
Not a bad set of pipes
Jumped through the portal
Found LA full of music
From Pylea a dreay place

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The Groosalug
 
A fierce warrior
Cow in his blood
Proves his worth
By fighting endlessly
Never does he lose
He meets a girl
A princess and cow
Falls in deeply
Gets left behind
To rule Pylea
To make a better place
For those who are human
And are so not cows

Pylea
 
Into a dimension
She was sucked
A vision of a girl
At first she was captured
A chatty cow slave
 Until she had a vision
A hellish place
If you're a human
An exception to the rule
Cursed with visions
She passed a painful test
From slave to a princess
She left her mark
Dazzled by Groo
With his eyes
Gave one last kiss

Numfar
 
Lives in the dimension Pylea
Oh how he loves to dance
Related to Lorne
Dancing up a storm
Doing the Dance of Joy
When all is swell
Doing the Dance of Sorrow
When things are gloomy