Warrior Babes
Aphrodite's Kahuna

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Aphrodite
 
Long flowing curly locks of gold
The Goddess of Love
Shooting sparks of love
Causing some mischief
A Goddess of Beauty
Good at heart
But occasionally can be quite naughty

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I'm like extremely versatile. No more hiding my talents. They're going to be out there for the world to see.
 
Time to find a new energy filed, alter my aura.
 
Super bummer but not my problem!
 
Hunting sucks. I mean what does everyone see in this? Hours and hours of looking for some huge ugly hairy pig.
 
But first the right outfit that's key.
 
But I love accessories and this matches.
 
Eat sand!
 
I guess if you can't stand the heat stay out of the forge.
 
Listen up there's no Goddess of Love anymore. So you don't want to go one on one with me.
 
You made me break a bootstrap. There should be like hazard pay to this job or something.
 
But I'm not into bondange.
 
Besides beauty's not just what you look like it's also what you are like inside.
 
I got a total case of the total blahs and somebody told me that bareback riding would lighten  my aura.
 
Time to lose the doom and gloom and find a happy place hagsters.
 
I'll give these girls a new attitude.
 
I saw those hagsters doing their manhating mantra and I was like must these gals be so heinous.
 
I was trying to lighten the vibe.
 
I thought some shopping would take the edge off.
 
I'd rather lick frogs.
 
The bathroom's not a library you know.
 
 
 
 

God or now Lachromose is still a man. You should try a little sex appeal it's the only way to really entertain the weaker sex.
 
You know slumber party mode it's the only way to really talk about sex.
 
Haven't you heard that chocolate's an aphrodisiac?
 
Does Medusa have bad hair days I'm so there.
 
I feel like I've been basted.
 
Gutentag!
 
I hate manual labor.
 
Sweetpea I am immortal you know I've got nothing but time.
 
Everyone shrinks as they get older. That's why old people are so short.
 
Don't let the blond hair fool you.
 
Although bombastic forms of circumlocution should be generally avoided one mustn't shy away from big words in the right context. 
 
 
 
 

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Greek Goddesses
 
Hera- Chief Goddess, Goddess of Marriage
 
Hestia- Hearth Goddess
 
Demeter- Vegetation, Harvest Goddess
 
Persephone- Underworld Goddess
 
Anadyomene- Sea-born Goddess of Sexuality
 
Psyche- Goddess of Love
 
Aphrodite- Goddess of Love and Beauty
 
Heba- Youth Goddess
 
Artemis- Hunting, Moon, Fertility Goddess
 
Nike- Goddess of Victory
 
Nemesis- Goddess of Vengeance
 
Helen- Moon Goddess of Childbirth, Love, and Fertility
 
Penelope- Spring Goddess, Goddess of Fertility and Sexuality
 
Iris- Messenger Goddess, Goddess of Rainbows
 
Kronos- God of Fertility
 
Dike- Goddess of Justice
 
Akikia- Goddess of Injustice
 
Selena- Moon Goddess
 
Gaia- Earth Goddess
 
Hypatia- Goddess of Knowledge
 
Nyx- Goddess of Night
 
Hygieia- Goddess of Health
 
Mnemosyne- Goddess of Memory
 
Irene- Goddess of Peace
 
Hecate- Moon Goddess, Goddess of Pathways

Roman Goddesses
 
Juno- Chief Goddess, Goddess of Marrige
 
Vesta- Hearth Goddess
 
Ceres- Goddess of Grain and Fertility
 
Proserpine- Underworld Goddess
 
Minerva- Goddess of Wisdom and Arts
 
Diana- Moon, Fertility, Hunting Goddess
 
Venus- Goddess of Love and Beauty
 
Anna Perenna- Goddess of Sexuality and Fertility
 
Flora- Goddess of Flowers and Fertility
 
Victoria- Victory Goddess
 
Abeona- Goddess of Safe Travel
 
Luna- Moon Goddess
 
Aurora- Goddess of Dawn
 
Pomona- Goddess of Fruit
 
Maia- Earth Goddess
 
Felicitas- Goddess of Good Fortune
 
Abunantia- Goddess of Abundance
 
Fortuna- Lady Luck
 
Egeria- Fertility Goddess
 
Meditrina- Goddess of Healing
 
Discordia- Goddess of Dissent
 
Pax- Goddess of Peace
 
Unxia- Goddess of Marriage

Norse Goddesses
 
Frigg- Cheif Goddess, Goddess of Marriage
 
Frigga- Goddess of Feminine Arts
 
Freya- Goddess of Love and Fertility
 
Hel- Underworld Goddess
 
Idunn- Goddess of Immortality
 
Sif- Grain Goddess
 
Gefjon- Goddess of Agriculture
 
Fjorgyn- Fertility Goddess
 
Iord- Earth Goddess
 
Nanna- Vegetation Goddess
 
Ran- Storm Goddess
 
Sol- Sun Goddess
 
Vor- Goddess of Oaths and Pacts

Hindu Goddesses
 
Akupera- Goddess of Moonlight
 
Annapunra- Great Mother, Goddess of Abundance
 
Parvati- Goddess of Fertility
 
Lakshmi- Goddess of Beauty and Fortune
 
Kali- Goddess of Power and Destruction
 
Durga- War Goddess
 
Shakti- Great Mother Goddess who embodies feminine energy
 
Maya- Goddess of Creation
 
Indraini- Goddess of Wrath
 
Abhijit- Goddess of Fortune
 
Aditi- Mother Goddess, Guardian Goddess
 
Didi Thankrun- Goddess of Plague
 
Horta- Goddess of Sacrifice
 
Ardra- Goddess of Misfortune
 
Candika- Goddess of Desire
 
Dipti- Goddess of Brightness
 
Siddhi- Goddess of Success
 
Manasa- Snake Goddess
 
Malhal Mata- Goddess of Disease
 
Kaumudi- Goddess of Moonlight
 
Dharma- Goddess of Justice